Your practice runs on missed calls. We fix that.
Memetics builds AI Employees for high-ticket practices. Your AI answers every call, books every appointment, and follows up with every lead — automatically, 24/7, before your competition even picks up.
You're losing patients you never knew you had.
Most practices lose 30-50% of their leads before ever having a conversation. Not from bad marketing. From slow follow-up.
Missed calls = missed revenue
If a lead calls and hits voicemail, 80% don't call back. They book the next practice that answers.
Slow follow-up kills conversions
The odds of closing a lead drop 10x if you wait more than 5 minutes to respond. Most practices wait hours.
Past clients never come back
You have hundreds of past patients sitting in your CRM with zero outreach running. That's money on the table.
No-shows tank your show rate
Without automated reminders, practices see 30-40% no-show rates. Every empty chair is a lost consult.
Meet your AI Employee.
It doesn't sleep. It doesn't take breaks. It doesn't forget to follow up. Your AI Employee handles every touchpoint so your human team focuses on delivering results.
Answers every call
Your AI picks up 24/7, handles FAQs, captures lead info, and books appointments directly in your calendar. Sounds human. Responds instantly.
Texts every lead in under 60 seconds
New form submission, missed call, or Instagram DM — your AI responds immediately with a personalized message and a booking link. Every time.
Runs your follow-up sequences
Appointment reminders, no-show re-booking, 30-day reactivation campaigns — automated sequences that run in the background while you work.
Up and running in 14 days.
We handle the buildout. You approve the setup. Your AI Employee goes live. That's it.
Demo + Discovery
Book a 45-minute call. We audit your current intake process, identify your biggest leak, and show you exactly what the AI Employee would do differently.
We Build It
Your AI voice agent, follow-up sequences, booking automation, and full CRM are configured for your practice. You review and approve.
You Grow
AI Employee goes live. You get a weekly performance report. We optimize every month. Your team focuses on patients, not admin.
Stop paying people to answer phones.
Your AI Employee costs less than one front desk hire and works every hour you're not open. One territory per market — yours may still be available.
AI Receptionist
You're missing calls right now. Every missed call is a lead your competitor picks up. This stops that — automatically, before your next shift starts.
- AI voice agent answers every call, 24/7
- Missed call → instant text-back in under 60 sec
- Lead captured before they dial the next number
- Appointment booking without staff intervention
- Full CRM system — every lead tracked, never lost
- Monthly report: calls answered, leads captured, booked
vs. $3,500+/mo for a full-time receptionist
No long-term contract. 30-day notice to cancel.
AI Front Desk
One missed text kills a $5K procedure. The AI Front Desk covers every channel — calls, texts, emails, DMs — so nothing slips and no lead goes cold.
- Everything in AI Receptionist
- Multi-channel AI — SMS, email, and IG DMs handled
- Appointment reminders that actually cut no-shows
- No-show re-booking fires automatically
- 5-star review requests sent after every appointment
- Pipeline tracking — see every lead's status, live
- Weekly performance report every Monday
Most practices recoup setup cost in the first booked procedure
No long-term contract. 30-day notice to cancel.
AI Growth Engine
For practices serious about owning their market. Every lead worked. Every past patient reactivated. Your voice on the line — cloned and running 24/7 without you.
- Everything in AI Front Desk
- 30-day reactivation — turns cold leads into booked appointments
- Long-term nurture so no lead is ever permanently lost
- AI upsell flows — patients offered next services automatically
- Weekly Remotion performance videos (real data, branded)
- AI Voice Clone — we clone your voice. Your AI sounds like you.
- Monthly strategy call — 1-on-1 with your operator
- Priority support — same-day response, always
The only plan where your AI agent sounds exactly like you
No long-term contract. 30-day notice to cancel.
DFY Dominance Protocol
We build it, run it, and grow it. You own the territory. We guarantee $75K in new revenue within 90 days — or we work free until you hit it.
- Full system buildout — live in 14 days
- Paid ad campaigns built and managed for you
- AI Employee + full automation stack deployed
- Weekly branded performance videos (Remotion)
- Monthly creative refresh — ads, copy, targeting
- Dedicated bi-weekly strategy sessions
- Hard territory lock — no competitor in your zone, ever
Application required. One practice per market. Zone check happens live on the call.
Empire Buildout
You have multiple locations — or you're building toward them. We build the entire growth infrastructure across every location, with centralized control.
- Everything in DFY Dominance — across all locations
- Multi-location CRM: one dashboard, all sites
- Location-specific AI agents, each trained separately
- Centralized performance reporting across every location
- Bi-weekly executive strategy sessions
- First-right-of-refusal on all expansion zones
By application only. Minimum 2 locations or clear expansion plan.
Real clients. Real systems.
These aren't mock-ups. These are active clients with AI Employees running today.
Gym automation running — leads handled before the owner wakes up.
Maintland Wilson's AI Employee responds to every new lead in under 60 seconds, sends appointment reminders, and re-books no-shows automatically. His team focuses on training. The system handles intake.
IFBB Pro's coaching brand automated — from DM to booked call.
Pierre Vuala's AI Employee handles every Instagram DM inquiry about the B3 Method and online coaching, qualifies the lead, and books them to his Playbook checkout — without Pierre lifting a finger.
The automation is real. Here's what's running under the hood.
This is a live automation workflow — the Instagram DM sequence that qualifies leads and routes them to booking automatically. Every client gets a custom build. Nothing is templated. Nothing is generic.
See the AI Employee live.
45 minutes. We audit your intake process, show you what the AI Employee does in your specific practice, and walk you through the full setup. No pitch deck. Just a live demo.
- We call your AI Agent during the demo — you hear it answer
- We show your current lead response gap in real numbers
- You leave knowing exactly what's possible and what it costs
- Your territory may be available — we check during the call
One territory per market. If your zone is open, it stays open until the call ends.
Built by an operator. Who knows security.
I'm Markenzy. Former D1 athlete, cybersecurity professional, and tech founder. I built Memetics because I watched good practices hemorrhage leads they never even knew they lost — not from bad marketing, from bad systems.
I'm not a software company that stumbled into healthcare. I hold a Master's in Cybersecurity and active CompTIA certifications. The AI systems I deploy in your practice are built to the same security standards I apply in enterprise environments.
Your patient data is handled by someone who actually understands what that means. Every workflow, every integration, every automation is built with that in mind.
Common questions.
Your territory is open.
Someone else is eyeing it.
One practice per market. Book the demo and we check your zone live. If it's open, we can lock it today.